Celebrities

A friend recently posed the age-old question: If you somehow found a genie, which 5 celebrity sex tapes would you wish for.

It's always a hot topic, and if you haven't yet heard, apparently there's a Shakira threesome tape, somewhere out in the ether. That is stepping up your game right there.

Here is a list unnamed friend put together:
1) Hayden Pannettiere
2) Lauren London
3) Leighton Meester
4) Vanessa Hudgens
5) Jessica Alba

I have several problems with this list. One, I don't know who any of them are. Two, if I know unnamed friend's tastes, these girls are probably pretty, but in that I can live without seeing them naked. Third, this list is boring. Four, there is no underlying theme.

Check this list:



1) Nigella Lawson


2) Giada De Laurentiis




3) Padma Lakshmi



4) Rachel Ray



5) Cat Cora


Now that is a thoughtful list.























Also, later this month, I think it's the 16th, come watch A L'Interieur at the Bloor cinema. It is maybe the baddest ass slasher flick ever.